The Howard-Baker Feud
This article originally appeared in Southern Exposure Vol. 5 No. 2, "Long Journey Home: Folklife in the South." Find more from that issue here.
Now little lady
you are a going back
almost 100 years in history
and you cannot imagine
the changes I have seen in that time
You must rip up this blacktop road
and tear three quarters of those houses down
and make a forest full of poplars all in that bottom
and plant corn along that hillside
And remember at all times
that this were Bal Howard’s land
all from Upper Crane down to the road
even the piece of earth my store is setting on
which he let me use for stabling his horse
when he journeyed by wagon into town
Now from the yon side of Big Creek down to Oneida
was George Baker’s land
and straddling these two farms
like a big running snake
ran Cane Creek
and that was the very water
that Bal Howard floated his timber down
And a fine log he did fell
150 foot long and straight as an arrow
and that was what he and his boys did from dawn to dark
Working them hills right behind you
full of tall pine now until they were none but stumps
and the fencing put up for pasture
Well George Baker was still trying to make a go of farming
and this red clay won’t grow a thing but weed
we all know
and Bal Howard was just getting fat
felling them trees
and his sons were growing tall
as many a man had to look up to
and Bal was teaching them law
and soon everyone knew
they’d be sheriff and judge too
And G. Baker’s boys was the only ones who could of stopped them
And so ’bout the spring of ’89
Tom Baker, George’s boy, decided to take this into his own hands
He waited til dusk when he figured all had gone to supper
and snuck down to the bank where Bal had his logs tethered
waiting til the water sank to ride them down river to market
Now Tom reckoned he could put a big dent in their pocket
and bulge his out a bit if he sold them logs
not in Manchester where everyone would know they belonged to Bal
but on down to Beautyville
And so he would fix those high and mighty Howards
Well with the sun not yet fully down
Tom Baker cut the rope that tied the log rafts to the bank
and like a flash
was jumped onto the back of one
and floating them Howard logs pretty as you please
right towards Beautyville
Like a king he stood up there
and did not notice a man on the hill
watching him in full view
carry out his devil’s work
And like a madman your grandpa
Israel ran down that hill
and was on the raft behind him
And you can believe Tom Baker
was not prepared for that
And Israel said “Pull your weapon Baker
for I aim for one of us to drop dead into this river’’
and Tom replied “Now Israel a man can’t shoot on water
Let us get onto the land’’
Now your Grandpa being a fair man
and not convinced that Tom was
said “you jump onto the bank first”
And by now the sun is down
and the moon is full shining like God’s own eye
at the two of them
pacing their steps
and holding their irons
So at Tom’s count
Israel snapped his Colt
quick as a snake’s striking tongue
but the poison did not hit
and again
it did not hit
And Tom’s gun was silent as a tomb
and he called out “Israel my gun is jammed -
the damn thing is jammed ”
and your grandpa being a fair man
said “Give me a look at it Tom ”
but they neither one could make it work quite right
So your grandpa said
“It looks as though the Lord means
for us to both walk upright
away from here tonight
but mark my words Tom Baker
I gave you one chance for a fair fight
but I cannot promise neither me nor the Lord
granting you the same chance tomorrow night”
So that’s the way it started
But 60 years and more dead
than two graveyards can hold later
little lady
that was not the way it finally stopped
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Lee Howard
/*-->*/ /*-->*/ Lee Howard grew up in the Kentucky mountains and now lives in Washington, D.C. (1977)